MATT: All righty. They then lost their friend, Grog, his soul jettisoned to the land of Pandemonium. MATT: --attempt to pick a lock. MATT: But you got like a-- just unloading into Sylas as he's running backward, just taking all these shots to the chest, you see splatters and explosions across as each bullet impacts his torso. LIAM: You just got here. It's a leg or wing shot--. You're still quite a distance. SAM: Oh yes, well, with my duties to the brigade, I don't have much time to tend to the kitchen very much, but I have gone back to bake a few desserts. MATT: All right. MARISHA: How am I supposed to get over you if you keep sending ravens to me? MATT: So as a note, you guys are currently, you're not drowning yet, you can both hold your breath for different amounts. LIAM: Well, I'm not half your size, but I do all right. Marcel." His regeneration is off, he's in a bad place. SAM: And I will inspire-- who's going to do something cool? SAM: Is he a human? MARISHA: Keyleth Druidcrafts 1,000 fireflies to just explode outward. SAM: Just have some fizzy water afterwards. MATT: So as Keyleth's up there, slowly concentrating, you watch the marine layer begins to just blow back, the fog begins to dissipate and the entirety of the vicinity of Shamal Bay begins to just be cleared of this thick fog that had rolled in. ♪ I've got a lot of moves, but I can't do this alone ♪ MATT: Does nothing to him in the circumstance but Trinket will bonuses to attack. This is just for fun. LAURA: Trinket's going to go over and lick Vex's face to try to wake her up. You better be glad this wasn't tomorrow. That you can sing like a devil. Hundreds of ships fill the bay, from small fishing vessels to massive cargo ships.  The beaches of the Bay of Gifts feature white sands and clear, glittering, turquoise-colored waters. Shaking her and even she's like, (painful grunt) You look back and watch as fog, heavy fog, is rolling in from the ocean and then hits the beach, like a heavy wind just carries this mist that suddenly engulfs the entirety of this beach side. MATT: Tary and Doty then shuffle off through the sands. LIAM: He, not subtly, rubs his slightly pointed half-elven ears. MATT: You know where she was sitting so you could move, you have 15 feet of movement still. Vampire (Nat20, 3:10:25) Claw against Grog. MATT: You got it, so you're back in that space there. Oh gods, we're in trouble. MATT: You do, you see another figure over here that is just darting through and sees you, and jumps up to engage. MATT: And the other attack is going to be-- ooh, nice, 21. TALIESIN: I'm definitely go to-- since nothing happened, I'm definitely going to like-- Return to cover, I'm going to get some decent cover again. LIAM: First miniature was vampire with red eyes. MATT: All right, so you rush and you get basically, right where Keyleth is. The studio is haunted! He is half-elven, as well. Now, we're back into initiative order, everybody's locked into initiative. LIAM: I didn't bring 300 hours of role playing experience for this character. And you still have your bonus action. So Scanlan, Percy, Keyleth, and Derrig. MATT: Right now, you guys are about 30 feet below. Me and Pike. TRAVIS: (tearfully) Could I have this job? MATT: So she starts casting and it lasts-- Yeah it's a five mile radius. LAURA: I want to do something, I want to do something. MATT: Dragging a blade behind him, across the stone. And there's no sense not romanticizing that, as well. Congratulations on this, your first of many blessings, Percival. That involves gathering the people under the banner of their new proven leader. 25, natural 20. Billowing mane of black hair and feathers and a single white mask. They probably won't go, but--. MATT: So you're keeping along but Keyleth is just rocketing as an elemental. LAURA: I don't have a bow on me, I'm, like--. Well, now it's time for your vows. SAM: All right, settle in and prepare to be dazzled. Finishing Percy's round, that brings us to their turn. Look, I just want to make sure if you're in charge of our Keyleth, that, like, you know, you can handle yourself. Well, now, Healing Word is bonus action spell. I've actually been looking to put some of our saved income into some more, let's just say, legitimate businesses. A wish that your brother would be able to speak to you for just a moment or two, on your wedding day. And now you do the necrotic damage, this is not halved. MATT: Yeah, it creates arrows on the fly. MARISHA: No, I'd probably be paranoid enough that I would be keeping an eye on it. MARISHA: I'll check in with the wedding planner. LIAM: Okay, so I will attack and I will spend a superiority die, because I'm a Battle Master. That is going to be a-- yeah, that hits, that's a 26 to hit. Marisha! SAM: You said that you work work for her. TALIESIN: The flowers, distribute the flowers. LIAM: I'm a married man with four kids. ASHLEY: Plus your spell casting ability modifier. And crash onto the beach with them. Well, of course. TALIESIN: Got like fucking nothing, man. LAURA: Yes, maybe you can help find a kitchen. Named for her. As the fog pushes away from Keyleth's spell, you can see, too, a fair jog up the beach begins to lift into a beach side cliff, there's a precipice that curves up and there is a heavy cliff that comes to a sheer drop into the ocean. LAURA: Yes. Hurt, but still standing. but he's surrounded, I get sneak attack, bitch. Ish or the other way? SAM: I have shared rooms with people before, yes, and we have not been married, but I'm trying to turn over a new leaf, you know? Well, have a wonderful night. Sorry, I've got to pull up my magical notes here. MATT: Okay, so that's 30 feet and 25 feet, you guys heading up the edge of the cliff here. But it comes next round. And I was like, "Fuck.". LAURA: Behind a tree, or something, where there can't really see. Right? (footsteps). Try and push him back? LAURA: So he should be able to make it, they should be able to make it. MATT: Six, all right, the earrings that Vex has on are worth approximately 600 gold worth of diamonds, all over on them. Should I roll damage on that or should I go to the next--. Keyleth, you manage to full movement, get back up there. MATT: He is going to turn into a bat. TALIESIN: It doesn't matter because I rolled an eight. TRAVIS: Yep. Your lungs are on fire now, air is trying to escape from you and you only have-- two more rounds before you begin to officially drown. You sleeping on my shoulder in the Feywild. "Allura!" TALIESIN: What do I have on me, out of curiosity? TRAVIS: Right, so my strength modifier is eight, so four? On the top, on the top. 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